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Secret Moneii - Ass Twerk

2012-02-06T11:53:00.001-08:00

Generic Surplus - Duck Boot in Charcoal Grey

2012-02-06T11:49:00.001-08:00

Kobe System

2012-01-20T10:32:00.001-08:00

Tattoos in the Park

2012-01-20T10:31:00.001-08:00

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Action Bronson on Fashion.

2012-01-18T11:37:00.001-08:00

FUCK FOOD: SCREW WHAT YOU EAT

2012-01-18T10:45:00.000-08:00

When I was in junior high, I stuck a hot dog up my vagina. It broke in half while it was up there. I almost had a heart attack until it just dropped out when I squatted. You should have seen it hit the bathroom floor. Anyway, I vowed never to stick anything up there again. But that was years ago and like they say, once you stick a hot dog in your vagina, you never go back. To play it safe though, I’ve graduated on to safer foods. Here are the results of some recent test-driving I did. These are listed from best to worst.

CARROT: Quite simply the most underrated vegetable in the sex industry. Carrots are like the Jean Naté of getting raunchy: The preteen dildo, good for girls who have just graduated from maxi pad to superslim tampon. Peel carrot and run under warm water for a little while until it’s nice and gentle and sweet and warm and, after you’ve fucked it, you can kiss it and snuggle with it and ask it if it likes rainbows and/or dolphins.

CUCUMBER: Cucumber, zucchini, AKA the biggest cock you will ever have inside you. If the carrot is the ultraslim tampon, the cucumber is the jumbo size for heavy-flow days. It’s the Samantha from Sex and the City of sex veggies.

I accidentally cut off the narrowest part before I started, so the entry was a bit hardcore. For newbies I suggest the most petite cucumber you can find. It will still be really big, don’t worry. For extra credit, try sticking this baby up your boyfriend’s butt! (If he lets you do it that means he’s a gay.)

CORN ON THE COB: Nature’s own ribbed condom. Washing all of these veggies before you use them should go without saying, but don’t be dim and not shuck the corn or peel off any of those hairy things. Make this clean and glistening. Keep it room temp and obviously, narrow end first. This fucker totally gashed me out.

GINGER: “Holy shit, what the fuck is coming out of your vagina!?!” This is what a person will say when they accidentally walk in on you trying to masturbate with ginger. This is NOT for amateurs! With all the knobs, bells, and whistles, it might make your G-spot start to drool. If you don’t know where your G-spot is, just ignore this spicy root altogether.

EGGPLANT: I realize that our vaginas are big enough for babies to get through, but I don’t think you can actually put babies back in the same way. There is no fucking way this thing is going to fit inside my pussy. I greased it up like crazy and made a valiant effort, but this thing is a fucking football. The eggplant gets an F-.

KIKI MOOLER

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2011-12-27T12:23:00.001-08:00

Bad Santa

2011-12-25T09:31:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-19T10:35:00.001-08:00

Tyga - Heisman Pt.2 feat Honey Cocaine

2011-12-18T14:11:00.001-08:00

Smile

2011-12-17T22:10:00.001-08:00

NOTHING IS ORIGIONAL

2011-12-16T21:10:00.001-08:00

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Red Wing Shoes - Classic Moc Blueberry Muleskinner

2011-12-16T20:39:00.001-08:00

Red Wing Shoes - Classic Moc Blueberry Muleskinner

YG (Feat. Tyga & Nipsey Hussle) - Bitches Aint Shit

2011-12-16T14:16:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-16T11:48:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-13T21:14:00.000-08:00

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2011-12-13T19:26:00.000-08:00

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2011-12-13T19:25:00.001-08:00

Wedged in Space

2011-12-13T19:04:00.001-08:00

Grown Man Shit

2011-12-13T18:45:00.000-08:00

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SBTRKT - Look at Stars ft Sampha

2011-12-12T13:14:00.001-08:00

Everything is FALSE

2011-12-11T11:34:00.001-08:00

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Soldier Rag

2011-12-11T11:03:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-10T20:36:00.001-08:00

ASAP Rocky - LiveLoveASAP ... FREE DOWNLOAD

2011-12-10T20:15:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-08T11:10:00.001-08:00

Kiss My Money

2011-12-06T11:31:00.001-08:00

Kaleidoscope December

2011-12-05T15:59:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-04T17:01:00.001-08:00

Yes Please

2011-12-03T20:11:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-03T20:00:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-03T17:06:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-03T11:46:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-03T11:42:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-03T11:39:00.001-08:00

Nikki Minaj - Roman in Moscow ... free download

2011-12-02T19:55:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-02T19:45:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-02T19:29:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-02T19:21:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-02T19:16:00.001-08:00

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Knock Power (LL Cool J x Justice)

2011-12-02T18:38:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-02T18:34:00.001-08:00

Bonding Time

2011-12-02T12:13:00.001-08:00

Kirko Bangz - Procrastination Kills 3 ... Free Download

2011-12-02T12:10:00.001-08:00

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2011-12-02T12:03:00.001-08:00

The 10 Crack Commandments

2011-12-02T10:01:00.001-08:00

For the Love of Money

2011-12-02T09:59:00.001-08:00

Just got back from Thailand

2011-11-28T12:09:00.001-08:00

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2011-11-28T11:52:00.001-08:00

'Tis the Season

2011-10-26T16:06:00.000-07:00

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2011-10-26T15:38:00.000-07:00

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2011-10-26T15:35:00.000-07:00

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2011-10-26T15:33:00.001-07:00

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I Love This Guy

2011-10-22T17:05:00.001-07:00

Back Again?

2011-10-22T14:42:00.000-07:00

If you know anything about these 2 people... or their history and where they came from, then this video is pretty cool.

Skrillex - Cat Rats

2011-10-13T12:30:00.000-07:00

Satan Cat

2011-10-13T12:17:00.001-07:00

Leave a Message

2011-10-10T01:05:00.000-07:00

What? ... You said dress casual Right?

2011-10-10T00:30:00.000-07:00

Love You Grandma

2011-10-09T14:04:00.000-07:00

Sonny Moore aka Skrillex -Father Said

2011-10-09T13:59:00.000-07:00

I STILL LOVE YOU ... SAN FRANCISCO

2011-10-09T13:56:00.001-07:00

Lil Wayne - Public Service Announcement

2011-10-08T12:11:00.001-07:00

Curren$y - Corvette Doors ... free single

2011-10-07T14:25:00.000-07:00

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Skrillex interview ... talks about haters.

2011-10-07T13:53:00.001-07:00

Wale - Bait .... 18+

2011-09-25T15:16:00.001-07:00

2012 Worlds Largest Cats

2011-09-25T14:54:00.001-07:00

LMFAO - Sorry For Party Rocking ... free download

2011-09-25T13:14:00.000-07:00

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2011-09-25T12:19:00.000-07:00

Too Short - Im A Player ... 1990

2011-09-21T19:15:00.000-07:00

Adele - 21 (free album download)

2011-09-17T10:30:00.000-07:00

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Travis Porter - You Don't Know Bout It

2011-09-15T17:55:00.001-07:00

Boomin' in the Park . Blazin in the Bar

2011-09-15T11:59:00.001-07:00

Mac Dre - Stupid Doo Doo Dubstep .. Free Download (Thank You Cory D)

2011-09-15T11:52:00.001-07:00

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Dreams Money Can Buy - Drake

2011-09-09T14:42:00.000-07:00

Secret Moneii bootyshake ... Holy Shit

2011-09-09T10:06:00.001-07:00

Rock On

2011-09-08T15:25:00.001-07:00

Purity Ring - Belispeak (free Download)

2011-09-08T14:24:00.000-07:00

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Writings on The Wall

2011-09-08T14:19:00.000-07:00

Wale ft. Jeremih & Rick Ross - That Way (Official Video)

2011-09-08T10:49:00.001-07:00

The Hood Internet x Anatomy Magazine: The Great American Mixtape

2011-09-06T16:12:00.001-07:00

The Hood Internet x Anatomy Magazine: The Great American Mixtape by hoodinternet

VCR - Freddie Gibbs, Telli (Ninjasonik), Elizabeth Harper (Class Actress)

2011-09-06T16:09:00.000-07:00

Freddie Gibbs, Telli (Ninjasonik), Elizabeth Harper (Class Actress) - VCR by hoodinternet

FOSTER THE PEOPLE (HOOD INTERNET REMIX feat. HOLLYWOOD HOLT)

2011-09-06T16:04:00.000-07:00

Foster the People - Pumped Up Kicks (The Hood Internet Remix feat. Hollywood Holt) by hoodinternet

Wu-Tang & Jimi Hendrix - Black Gold free download

2011-09-06T14:09:00.000-07:00

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Tyler The Creator - Goblin ... Free album download

2011-09-04T18:23:00.000-07:00

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Kreayshawn got her phone hacked... Leaked Photos

2011-09-04T18:19:00.001-07:00

Skylar Grey - Invisible , Kaskade Remix (free download)

2011-08-29T16:03:00.000-07:00

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Trey: The 3 Legged Gangster Kitten

2011-08-29T15:58:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson Birthday Flash Mob: The City Celebrates In San Francisco Style

2011-08-29T15:31:00.000-07:00

Sunday marked what would have been Michael Jackson's 53rd birthday. To celebrate, San Francisco did what it does best: it released the flash mobs.

Lil Wayne Carter 4 (free download)

2011-08-26T11:27:00.000-07:00

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Women & Ink ... A perfect combination

2011-08-26T11:11:00.000-07:00

Rainy Monday Movies -More Than Just (free download)

2011-08-24T12:47:00.000-07:00

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Give me some sugar, Sugar Daddy

2011-08-23T19:49:00.000-07:00

San Francisco Body Art Expo

2011-08-23T15:58:00.000-07:00

Curren$y - Verde Terrace ... mixtape download

2011-08-23T15:53:00.001-07:00

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The Weeknd - Thursday ... free album download

2011-08-19T18:46:00.000-07:00

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New Wiz Khalifa mixtape

2011-08-19T12:57:00.000-07:00

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Niki Minaj - nipple slip

2011-08-19T12:53:00.001-07:00

Hidden Agenda

2011-08-19T12:46:00.000-07:00

50 Cent

2011-08-19T12:45:00.001-07:00